Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 25, 2025
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
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Joe Weinstein  
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891  
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Yogi Berra (1925 - )  
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary  
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