Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 23, 2025
Children are all foreigners.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)  
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)  
All marriages are mixed marriages.
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Chantal Saperstein  
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
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