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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 1, 2014
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
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Erica Jong  
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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Eddie Izzard, Dress To Kill  
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
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Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)  
Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who can't make up their own minds.
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Seth Hoffman, House M.D., 2010  
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