Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 16, 2023
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)  
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
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David Russell  
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