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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
US comedian & television host [more author details]
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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry - that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three-Mile Island.
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Johnny Carson
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Johnny Carson
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
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Johnny Carson
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
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Johnny Carson
Blow in it's ear.
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Johnny Carson, on the best way to thaw a frozen turkey
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.
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Johnny Carson, Playboy Interview - December 1967

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Showing quotations 1 to 12 of 12 total
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