Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 26, 2013
Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
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Unknown, Dan Fielding in "Night Court"  
The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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Quentin Crisp  
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
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Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)  
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