Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 26, 2013
Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
Unknown, Dan Fielding in "Night Court"  
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
Quentin Crisp  
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)  
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