Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 15, 2012
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)  
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)  
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye, Interview with Wired.com, April 2005  
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