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- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. 
 - Edward Abbey (1927 - 1989)
 
- Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. 
 - Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Prehistoric Ice Man, 1999
 
- We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. 
 - Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
 
- On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. 
 - George Orwell (1903 - 1950)
 
- About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. 
 - Herbert Hoover (1874 - 1964)
 
- The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. 
 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
 
- When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. 
 - Thomas Szasz, "The Second Sin"
 
- The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. 
 - Paula Poundstone
 
- The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it. 
 - Frank Herbert (1920 - 1986)
 
- Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. 
 - Marilyn Manson (1969 -  ), I Don't Like The Media But The Media Likes Me - Columbine statement
 
 
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