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- There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
- Frederick L Collins
- Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
- Bill Cosby (1937 - )
- The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
- Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
- The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
- Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
- Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
- Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)
- As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
- Hagar the Horrible
- The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
- Doug Larson
- I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
- E. V. Lucas
- What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
- Vilhjalmur Stefansson (1879 - 1962), "Discovery", 1964
- Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
- Rita Rudner
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