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- The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
- Norman Brenner
- The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
- Jay Leno (1950 - )
- Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
- Jerry Garcia, (of the Grateful Dead)
- The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
- Art Spander
- Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
- George Wallace
- The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
- Jane Wagner
- We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
- Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
- Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910)
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Rita Rudner
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