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- I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), Mitch All Together
- The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
- Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
- I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
- Terry Pratchett
- If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.
- Jef Mallett, Frazz, 08-01-05
- Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
- Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)
- The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), "The Remarkable Rocket"
- None are so busy as the fool and knave.
- John Dryden (1631 - 1700), The Medal, 1682
- I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
- Lech Walesa (1943 - )
- If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
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