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- How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff
- Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
- Rita Rudner
- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
- Rita Rudner
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
- Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
- The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884 - 1980)
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
- Dick Cavett (1936 - )
- Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
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