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- There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
- Muhammad Ali (1942 - )
- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
- Greek Proverb
- Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
- Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)
- I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
- Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
- We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
- Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
- Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
- In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
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