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- Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
- Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
- Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy)
- You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
- Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988), Caltech commencement address, 1974
- People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle (1947 - )
- Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty- five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), The Salmon of Doubt
- If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
- Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
- Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
- Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
- Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
- Mickey Mouse (1928 - )
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