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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.
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James Carr, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
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Seth MacFarlane, The Family Guy
Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching.
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Scott Adams (1957 - ), The Way of the Weasel
I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930), The Sign of Four, A Scandal in Bohemia
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 01-04-07
Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 01-04-07
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
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Jef Mallett, Frazz, 04-04-07
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
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Darby Conley, Get Fuzzy Comic, 08-15-07
If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer.
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Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz, Home on the Strange, 10-02-07
Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
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Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, Ask a Ninja, Question 55, 10-03-07
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