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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
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Ellen DeGeneres
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
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Ellen DeGeneres, on Oprah Winfrey 1995
Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.
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Franklin P. Adams (1881 - 1960)
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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Quentin Crisp
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
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Ian Fleming (1908 - 1964)
People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
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E. B. White (1899 - 1985)
First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.
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Martin Myers
He was one of those men who think that the world can be saved by writing a pamphlet.
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Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
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