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- You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
- Bill Nye, Interview with Wired.com, April 2005
- I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
- Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826), to Archibald Stuart, 1791
- If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
- Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
- Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy.
- Robert Anthony
- Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
- Norm Papernick
- So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
- George Lucas (1944 - ), Senator Amidala in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
- Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
- Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)
- My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.
- Jessica Alba
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