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- The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
- David M. Ogilvy
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)
- Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
- Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)
- Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
- James Magary
- Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
- Alfred E. Newman
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
- Unknown
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