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- We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807 - 1882)
- Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
- Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
- Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not? But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.
- Penn Jillette (1955 - ), Interview in WIRED magazine, 1993
- We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
- Dennis Miller
- This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
- It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
- Neil Gaiman, Sandman
- Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
- It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
- If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- Scott Adams (1957 - )
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