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I can't read ten pages of Steinbeck without throwing up.
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James Gould Cozzens
I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.
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Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very stupid.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
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Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966)
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
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Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965)
People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.
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Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
What profits a man if he keeps his eternal soul when he could have lived life to the full and been forgiven at the end of it all anyway?
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David Merritt, a.k.a. THE RED SHARK
I only drink fortified wines during bad weather. Snowstorm, hurricane, tornado--I'm not particular, as long as it's bad. After all, any storm for a Port.
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Paul S. Winalski
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