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- You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
- Michael Pritchard
- The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
- Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
- You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
- John J. Plomp
- My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
- Cathy Ladman
- People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo J. Burke
- When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
- Rita Rudner
- The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.
- Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946), Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"
- People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
- Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin and Hobbes
- We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
- Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen (1906 - 1964)
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