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- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
- Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978), (Charlie McCarthy)
- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
- Carl Zwanzig
- Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
- Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
- Jules de Gaultier
- There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
- Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
- Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)
- My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple (1928 - )
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