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- Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
- Lillian Hellman (1905 - 1984)
- I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
- The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
- John Ciardi (1916 - 1986)
- Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III
- I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
- Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll (1832 - 1898), Alice in Wonderland
- Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988), misquoting Sir Walter Scott
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