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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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Shirley Temple (1928 - )
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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Dudley Moore (1935 - 2002)
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
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Henry J. Tillman
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
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