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- Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.
- Madonna (1958 - )
- No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
- Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
- The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
- John Barrymore (1882 - 1942)
- Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
- Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
- Lawer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- A careless speech writer includes the word "paradigm" in President Reagan's speech on superconductivity. Yes, he pronounces it "paradijum."
- from _The_Clothes_Have_No_Emperor_ by Paul Slansky
- The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
- Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)
- Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
- Favorite color: I hate colors.
- Ian Shoales
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