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The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'
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A. Whitney Brown, "The Big Picture"
...to emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on Heaven is to create hell. In their desperate longing to transcend the disorderliness, friction, and unpredictability that pesters life; in their desire for a fresh start in a tidy habitat, germ-free and secured by angels, religious multitudes are gambling the only life they may ever have on a dark horse in a race that has no finish line."
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Tom Robbins (1936 - ), _Skinny Legs and All_, 1990, p. 305.
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another.
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Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
It was just a job. It wasn't any special interest in consumer affairs. I needed a paycheck and the Attorney General said that I would be best to go down there, because he knew I was anti-consumer.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - ), talking about his job as Chief investigator, consumer protection division of the Indiana Attorney General's office from 1970-1971
You have a part-time job, and that's better than no job at all.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - ), after the manager of the Burger King had said that the jobs offered were part-time minimum wage jobs which didn't pay enough to live on, and that "It's hard to find people who want to actually show up
I can be expected to look for truth but not to find it.
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Denis Diderot (1713 - 1784)
In Einstein's theory of relativity the observer is a man who sets out in quest of truth armed with a measuring-rod. In quantum theory he sets out with a sieve.
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Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944)
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.
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Stephen Wolfram
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