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- When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- Norm Crosby
- Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper
- If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
- Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
- How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff
- Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
- Rita Rudner
- The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884 - 1980)
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- Rita Rudner
- The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
- Henry J. Tillman
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