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- I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
- Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
- I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
- Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
- I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
- I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
- I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
- Dick Gregory (1932 - )
- I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
- Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
- I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
- George Winters
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
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