Read books online
at our other site:
The Literature Page

Quotation Search

To search for quotations, enter a phrase to search for in the quotation, a whole or partial author name, or both. Also specify the collections to search in below. See the Search Instructions for details.

Results of search for Quote: TE - Page 107 of 795 Showing results 1061 to 1070 of 7949 total quotations found.
<- Previous Page	Pages: ... 104 105 106 107 108 109 110...	Next Page ->

Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.: Demetri Martin, New York Magazine, October 3, 2005
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.: John Wanamaker (1838 - 1922)
People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed.: Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.: Ellen DeGeneres
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.: Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.: Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!': Ellen DeGeneres, on Oprah Winfrey 1995
In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.: Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882), "Self Reliance"
- More quotations on: [Thoughts]
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.: Thomas Mann (1875 - 1955)
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.: Quentin Crisp

<- Previous Page	Pages: ... 104 105 106 107 108 109 110...	Next Page ->
Results of search for Quote: TE - Page 107 of 795 Showing results 1061 to 1070 of 7949 total quotations found.