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- Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
- I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
- Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)
- My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- The world is my lobster.
- Henry J. Tillman
- I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
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