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- You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
- Al Capone (1899 - 1947)
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
- I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
- Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
- Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
- Dale Carnegie
- As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
- M. Cartmill
- The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
- Henry Cate VII
- In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
- Jeffery F. Chamberlain
- I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
- G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)
- Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
- Maurice Chevalier (1888 - 1972)
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