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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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John Benfield
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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Blore's Razor
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
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Roy Blount Jr.
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
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Joe Martin, Mister Boffo
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
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Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962), to a young physicist
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