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- The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- The future is much like the present, only longer.
- Dan Quisenberry
- The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
- John Sladek
- The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
- Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory
- The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
- The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)
- The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
- Unknown
- The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
- Walter Goodman
- The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
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