Quotation Search
To search for quotations, enter a phrase to search for in the quotation, a whole or partial
author name, or both. Also specify the collections to search in below. See the
Search Instructions for details.
- I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
- Ronnie Shakes
- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
- If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
- George Winters
- If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
- Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
- If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
- Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
- Art Hoppe
- If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
- Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973)
|
![[info]](/icon_info.gif){kind=icon}
![[add]](/icon_plus.gif){kind=icon}
![[mail]](/icon_email.gif){kind=icon}
![[note]](/icon_note.gif){kind=icon}