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- If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
- Dudley Moore (1935 - 2002)
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
- Robert Byrne
- A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
- P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
- Henry J. Tillman
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