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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
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Darby Conley, Get Fuzzy Comic, 08-15-07
If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer.
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Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz, Home on the Strange, 10-02-07
Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
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Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, Ask a Ninja, Question 55, 10-03-07
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
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Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, March 10, 2008
Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts.
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R. Stevens, Diesel Sweeties, 03-17-08
Love has no place in a lawyer's office.
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Elizabeth Aston, The True Darcy Spirit, 2006
Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing.
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Scott Westerfeld, So Yesterday, 2004
I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), The Painted Veil, 1925
If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), The Painted Veil, 1925
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
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E. W. Dijkstra
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