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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Satchel Paige (1906 - 1982)
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
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Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960)
People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.
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Heather Armstrong, Dooce, 07-07-06
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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Aaron McGruder, The Boondocks, 07-10-2001
To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
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Arnold Lobel
Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.
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Lynn Johnston (1947 - ), For Better or For Worse, 07-15-06
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
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