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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
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Joseph Conrad (1857 - 1924), Under Western Eyes, 1911
How my achievements mock me!
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Troilus and Cressida, Act IV
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
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George Orwell (1903 - 1950), "Politics and the English Language", 1946
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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Robert Orben
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
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Bob Thaves, "Frank and Ernest", 1982
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
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Henry Kissinger (1923 - )
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