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- The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
- Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 11-11-04
- Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
- Gertrude Stein (1874 - 1946)
- My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892
- Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
- Scott Adams (1957 - )
- I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
- Ellen Goodman (1941 - )
- Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
- Terry Pratchett
- We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
- Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
- Robert Copeland
- When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Mark Twain's Autobiography
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