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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
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Penn Jillette (1955 - )
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
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Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966), "Unkempt Thoughts"
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
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Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966), "Unkempt Thoughts"
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
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Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966), "Unkempt Thoughts"
Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
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Stanislaw Lem (1921 - 2006)
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
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Dave Barry (1947 - ), "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )
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