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- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
- Victor Lownes
- I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
- Joan Rivers (1935 - )
- My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
- Emo Philips
- I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims.
- Dana Hatch
- There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful.
- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
- The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- A cult is a religion with no political power
- Tom Wolfe (1931 - )
- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
- Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin
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