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- A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
- Max Weinreich
- I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
- Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart.
- Stephen Price
- Bad spellers of the world, untie!
- Grafitto
- I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.
- Thomas Babington Macaulay (1800 - 1859), 1850
- Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov (1860 - 1904)
- Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966)
- Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
- Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
- Never argue with a fool. Listeners can't tell which is which.
- Unknown
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