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- Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
- Karl Marx (1818 - 1883)
- The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.
- Maurice Chapelain
- It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
- Blake Clark
- War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
- Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
- There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
- Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
- May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
- My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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