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I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
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Chief Justice Earl Warren
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month-Club.
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Melvin Belli on the occasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Association
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971), "The Pig"
I told you 'bout the fool on the hill
I tell you man he livin' there still
Now here's another place you can be
Listen to me
Fixin' a hole in the ocean
Tryin' to make a dovetail joint
Look into a glass onion.
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The Beatles "Glass Onion"
The only excuse for God is that he doesn't exist.
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Stendhal
In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.
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Ben Hecht (1893 - 1964)
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
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Quentin Crisp
One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers.
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Wilfrid Sheed
The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
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