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- Probable-Possible, my black hen,
She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now
Because she's unable to postulate how. - Frederick Winsor
- Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania. - Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
- I can't read ten pages of Steinbeck without throwing up.
- James Gould Cozzens
- I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.
- Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
- My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
- You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very stupid.
- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
- Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
- Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966)
- Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
- Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
- If voters don't have a stomach for me, they can get one of those blow-dried guys.
- Ross Perot, Time, April 6, 1992
- The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965)
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