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- Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.
- Maggie Roche
- Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams (1951 - )
- Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
- Arthur Baer
- She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
- Tommy Manville
- For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
- John Cleese (1939 - )
- Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
- Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
- Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
- Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
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