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- To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
- Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
- National Health Insurance:
The compassion of the IRS
The efficiency of the Postal Service
All at Pentagon prices!!!! - Seen on a bumper sticker
- Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
- George Ade (1866 - 1944)
- Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Courtly love-poetry may first have been written during long periods of abstinence on the Crusades, but it would not have flourished in the cold of northern Europe without some help from the chimney.
- James Burke
- There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
- Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
- Reason and Justice tell me that there is more love of man in electricity and steam, than in chastity and refusal to eat meat.
- Chekov of Tolstoy
- Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- It's not his fault that he's the rear end of a pantomime horse.
- Vincent Manis
- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- Carl Zwanzig
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