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- He doesn't have the greatest smarts in the world. His main interests in school were broads and booze.
- J. Danforth Quayle's Father, 08/23/88
- The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
- Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)
- The French are just useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
- Elton John
- You'll get a fair trial followed by a first class hanging.
- Judge Roy Bean
- There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.
- Eli Wallach
- A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
- Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.
- Mary Poppins
- While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance.
- Elaine Richards
- There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally mandatory.
- Michael Levin
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