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- Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory.
- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
- A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
- Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
- During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
- O why was I born with a different face?
Why was I not born like rest of my race? - William Blake 1803
- The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
- Watch?? I'm gonna pray, man! Know any good religions?
- Zaphod Beeblebrox (Douglas Adams)
- We've kept the good old vices and labored to invent a few, With cake in vulgar surplus we can have it, and eat it too
- Toy Matinee
- I and my public understand each other very well; it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.
- Karl Kraus (1874 - 1936)
- If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
- James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
- The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
- Ronald Firbank
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