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- I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
- Barbara Bush (1925 - )
- I said to my girl, 'Was it good for you too?' And she said, 'I don't think this was good for anybody.'
- Gary Shandling
- Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address. - Matt Groening (1954 - )
- What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
- Tom Clancy (1947 - )
- I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
- Gary Shandling
- There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
- Steve Martin (1945 - )
- Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
- Mae West (1892 - 1980)
- SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. - Joe Bob Briggs
- I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
- Emo Philips
- Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
- Rosanne Barr
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